BBFC: Hynek Not Worried

Hearing his hunkier-still homie Matthew had to hurry-away hastily whole-week, hugely honored his head-of-research ‘hoped he’ll help-out’ hosting heaps of his heroes, helpful hunk Hynek helps-out hastily here. Matthew can’t record his weekly spankable stunt for the film-fee-generous Greek Frats Council, so an album of hunky horse-hung Hynek’s hillbillie hidings in the house happily had them hail him helping-out as studly stand-in sexily seen seed-system-stripped and seat-sorrily-sore-spanked as soundly as the subsituted sweetie.
Matthew planned for Hynek to do this exposed TV lounging stunt tomorrow, on Teodor’s watch, with a promise to go as ‘easy’ on his stand-in as on the actual all-AAs academical golden boy, but(t) Hynek -returning from an almost CP-free overseas course- had an earlier flight, checked in late evening and zealously decided to get it over with straight-away, unaware that meant dealing with dreadful discipliner Dimitri, who only remembers which ‘nastily naughty’ knaves to handle even harder-handed, heaping hotter hell on their humblehound hinies. Hynek may now make that shortlist, for his apparent (actually staged) utterly disrespectful ‘daring’ attitude clearly calls for extra eerily-exposed-extremites-endurance, so after the (planned, with theatrically exaggerated, sexy-sightly squirming and sobbing) OTK ride he’ll send the scared-stiff-startled stud to fetch frockless four implements for furious full-force-floggings, a furnace-fierce-felt frightful fourfold flailing, far from fairly fitting his fourth-share of the frats’ ‘fanny fire’ film fee.