“Dad! Tell Gramps To STOP!” Spanking Art By Franco

Daddy's don't it now so our generation has to do it. So everyone grandfather's get out there & spank your grandson's tender asses. Right guy's. I want to hear from everyone one who thinks I'm right. Make them kick & scream.

Retired Redneck-raised, Yankee-employed teacher Rod Stern, returned-home and moonlighting as maths & science tutor, can’t get head or tail of the sissy generation of educators who keep complaining it’s an ‘impossibly exhausting sysyphus labor’ to keep teen boys in line, let alone see they get good grades and scholarships, yet Rod wouldn’t complain as this means he could almost double his tutoring and summer remediation course rates every year. In fact he would probably do it for pittance, the bulk of his fancy tutoring fees proceeds go into a college trust fund for his own grandsons and various orphaned knave wards, who can all testify -frantically fanny-fiddling- that ‘grim gramps’ always greatly enjoys taking over from their dads -also when those are away on business, and whenever there rprot cards aren’t straight AAs- disciplining the knaves loco parentis, even insists on regular ‘updates’ every holiday, invariably starting with a ‘warm welcome’ hand-spanking bare-balls OTK, to assess their abject adolescent arses’ actual agony-achievement by their regular educators, always concluding there’s much make-up meakly-mounted-male-mounds-meat-marking to do, giving them one-dozen-each foretastes with brush, belt, ferule, hickory – and willow switch (freshly cut and fetched by each morning – viz. evening’s first spankees), strap and birch (bound every weekend from twice seven well-used switches) and a visual reminder the cat is always ready in case some stupid squirt shoukdn’t slavishly submit to spankings. Each flogging is followed by a long ride over the knee, and even longer naked (all on ankles) corner time hand-on-head, and even after countless clothless-cur-cones-crimson-castigations, Rod never tires of spontaneously sporting sirely spanker-stiffies and studying similarly scared-stiff-spankee-seed-shaft-swelling session after session, keeping him young and them boyishly-bashful, best-behavior at home hoping above all to be spared an extra tutoring time ruefully red-rear-rubbing resulting from ruthless Redneck Rod’s rebel-rear-red-raw-raviging rods-rule. - FASTIFEX

While I definitely approve of a trans-generational 'hell-hot helping hand' harshly heating helplessly-he-hole-heightened humble-hound-hineys heathenishly-hot as heaven-sent,
I feel like putting Bruce (as example at hand) over the knee like many (mostly modern?) men, apparently of all Internet-posting generations, who on countless counts currishly keep carelessly crippling English and other languages, not just in throwaway-mails but even when posting 'for posterity', daily disregarding dumbly-disrespectfully rules of spelling and grammar on an industrial scale, an intellectual pandemic for which always available and affordable OTK spanking-regimes are the cunning cure, vaccins only protect the body.
It's up to those in the know (having learned at school, home, library, Internet, whatever) to do the trouserless-trainee-tail-tender-tanning teaching, never mind their age.

Of course it is right